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sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts, via mondaysblues)

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

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